Normal people V Me

 

How do you name yours?

"Mom, why is my cousin called Jude?" "Because your aunt loves The Beatles." "What about me?" "Enough questions Dimebag."

 

Marijuana Maths

Billy has 4 joints and he smokes two, what does he have now? Happiness. Billy has happiness.

 

Killing dead things

"I'm gonna get shit done today." Puff, puff, POW!

 

When statists buy weed...

Do statists donate money to the government when they buy weed illegaly in order to pay their "fair share"?