When your parents ask if you're high

 

When you're so high you thought this was fried chicken

Some fine looking fried chicken, mmmm.

 

When you gonna be high AF

You gotta take precautions when you know you're gonna be high AF.

 

When you're high AF and Order Pizza

Can I have a large pizza with pepperoni on one half plain on the other, and another large pizza with pepperoni on half, plain on the other, dude..

 

When You Conspiracy Theory While High AF

When you come up with your own conspiracy theory while you're high as fuck like and tell your friends " The world actually DID end. The government just covered it up".