Ordering food while high

You know your high when...


When you open the door to the pizza man


French Fries Are Not Pizza Topping


When you're high AF and Order Pizza

Can I have a large pizza with pepperoni on one half plain on the other, and another large pizza with pepperoni on half, plain on the other, dude..


When You're High AF and the Girlfriend Asks...

You know how it is when you're high af and the better half is giving you the third-degree.