When statists buy weed...

Do statists donate money to the government when they buy weed illegaly in order to pay their "fair share"?

 

I'm on medical marijuana for constipation

I'm on medical marijuana for constipation....but my doctor told me to crap or get off the pot.

 

What if 420 was on Friday the 13th?

What if 420 was on Friday the 13th?

 

I didn't choose the highlife!

I didn't choose the highlife, I chose the highlife!

 

Really High Guy Orders Large Medium Pizza

Really high guy wants to know if "Can I get 2 large medium pizzas."