If You Were A Potato...

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet pototao.  If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.

 

Dude, Colorado Just Legalized Gay Marijuana

'Dude, Colorado just legalized gay marijuana.' - Really High Guy

 

How High Are You Officer?

Officer: Son,  how high are you ? Really High Guy: No officer, it's Hi, How are you?

 

You Can't Spell Enjoyable - Really High Guy

You can't spell enjoyable without 'enjoy a bowl' says the really high guy.