"Now that they're teaching the TRUTH about marijuana in school, it's easier for my children to believe the TRUTH about more harmful drugs-and make educated choices."
"It suddenly occured to me that half the crap I've been worried about just really DOESN'T MATTER."
"So about that box of chocolates-the one we were saving for tomorrow...Um. Gonna need a new one."
"Why am I in such a *&^%(* GOOD MOOD ALL THE TIME?!"