I'm more stoned than a biblical whore

 

Cigarette coloured rolling papers

Cigarette coloured rolling papers...because the government dosen't mind if you slowly kill youself as long as you aren't stoned. How messed up is that ?

 

When You Conspiracy Theory While High AF

When you come up with your own conspiracy theory while you're high as fuck like and tell your friends " The world actually DID end. The government just covered it up".

 

Shakespeare is Stoned Again

"Shall I compare thee to a summers day?" "Are you stoned again William?"

 

I call my weed the 'Quran'

I call my weed the Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned! Literally!