Cigarette coloured rolling papers
Cigarette coloured rolling papers...because the government dosen't mind if you slowly kill youself as long as you aren't stoned.
How messed up is that ?
When You Conspiracy Theory While High AF
When you come up with your own conspiracy theory while you're high as fuck like and tell your friends " The world actually DID end. The government just covered it up".
Shakespeare is Stoned Again
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day?"
"Are you stoned again William?"
I call my weed the 'Quran'
I call my weed the Quran, because burning that shit will get you stoned! Literally!